Monday, March 25

What is a writer?

Writer, n. 1. synonym for masochist, 2. a person who works nights to pay for their habit, 3. (as according to Murphy’s Law) a famous person whose immense popularity is proportional to their need for seclusion from screaming hordes of devoted fans (possibly brandishing manuscripts for said writer’s perusal, editing, suggestions and, of course, lavish praise and testimonials).

From (makers of products for writers).